Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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