Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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