can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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