i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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