the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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