Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
no you cant smoke seaweed
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
What a dumb baby whore.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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