The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
that is very illegal...i love you.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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