bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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