So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just want to make out with him forever
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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