at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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