theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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