my vag is so smooth its legendary
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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