Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just had sex bonerless
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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