I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
