Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
