A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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