I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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