She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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