My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Bring me that man meat
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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