Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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