Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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