I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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