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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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