Ambien. No doubt about it.
My balls are so social today.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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