Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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