i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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