I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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