First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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