just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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