i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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