its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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