butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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