I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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