sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My liver just broke up with me...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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