i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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