i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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