If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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