he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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