Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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