is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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