Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You are the jesus of drinking
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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