don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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