Cold hands, warm shart.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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