Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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worst night to have a conscience
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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