fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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