I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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