508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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