Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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