If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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