my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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