It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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