Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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