you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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