Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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