Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
