C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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